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comedyblogger:

drinking underage like

this reminds me of the time Disser made me drink me alcohol with a lid on my cup because he knows i can’t be trusted width=

comedyblogger:

drinking underage like

this reminds me of the time Disser made me drink me alcohol with a lid on my cup because he knows i can’t be trusted


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zipra:

… Yeah . I don’t know why I keep doing this to myself.
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zipra:

… Yeah . I don’t know why I keep doing this to myself.


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iron-lance:

turntechgodisc:

dirk—-strider:

turntechgodisc:

why arent there more comics of dirk raising himself as a baby?

like dirk just waking up in the morning changing his own diaper and then spear fishing as 1 year old to catch his dinner?

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Dirk is a hero

how could I not reblog this

#bby dirky   
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romeyooo:

adorkablenerdvana:

sometimes i think that i am not so stereotypical of an american

and then i remember that i consider the coke freestyle machine one of the greatest modern inventions

i mean look at this thing

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it’s beautiful

over 100 choices, computerized mixing, one spout, touch screen, ice dispenser

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like wow

have u ever seen anything so wondrous and beautiful??


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radicalrebellion:

feministcaptainmorgan:

baronsledjoys:

firecannotkillafitblr:

This drives me mad. I used to work in a bookstore, and was talking to my coworker and he just yelled out “stop flirting with me!” at this ridiculous volume and it was humiliating because
1. I wasn’t
2. I got in trouble for acting unprofessional
3. He embarrassed me in front of a line of people
4. And he only stopped insisting that I was flirting when my boyfriend (who is now my husband) said, “dude, trust me, she’s not flirting with you” to him

That asshole respected my BOYFRIEND saying I wasn’t flirting more than he respected me saying it and I was the one who was talking! The whole scene got me in trouble at work. And the most ridiculous part is we were talking about a fucking book. In a bookstore.

One time, my ex boyfriend had a crush on some girl, and said that he thought he might have “a chance” with her.

When I asked him what made him think that, he said “Well, she talks to me.”

And this is why it is so difficult to be a girl and be friends with men who are attracted to women.

Can we also add that this is why a lot of women do the resting bitch face when out in public. Cause dudes swear a glance or a smile is flirting.


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one AM and i still can’t put on pants.


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aph-sunflowers:

chelle-the-evil-queen:

ashashi-corner:

yamino:

crystalgemcosplay:

My cosplay as Amethyst! 
My Blog: http://jayythepanduh.tumblr.com/

Perfection.

OMG NO THATS TOO GOOD TEACH ME HOW TO BE THIS FABULOUS

this is real life actual Amethyst irl

i literally refuse to believe this is cosplay
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aph-sunflowers:

chelle-the-evil-queen:

ashashi-corner:

yamino:

crystalgemcosplay:

My cosplay as Amethyst! 

My Blog: http://jayythepanduh.tumblr.com/

Perfection.

OMG NO THATS TOO GOOD TEACH ME HOW TO BE THIS FABULOUS

this is real life actual Amethyst irl

i literally refuse to believe this is cosplay


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thebrotherswinchester:

man can we collectively join together to change the name of “watersports” to something a little less misleading

i remember the first time i saw that in the description of a fic

i was like “so what, do the characters go to a waterpark or something? kinda weird that the author felt the need to specifically point that out”

spoiler alert

the characters did not go to a waterpark.


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pishtacos:

that’s it
we’re fucked width=

pishtacos:

that’s it

we’re fucked

#:(   
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