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Vicomte de Valvert: Monsieur, your nose... your nose is rather large.
Cyrano de Bergerac: Rather?
Vicomte de Valvert: Oh, well...
Cyrano de Bergerac: Is that all?
Vicomte de Valvert: Well of course...
Cyrano de Bergerac: Oh, no, young sir. You are too simple. Why, you might have said a great many things. Why waste your opportunity? For example, thus: AGGRESSIVE: I, sir, if that nose were mine, I'd have it amputated on the spot. PRACTICAL: How do you drink with such a nose? You must have had a cup made especially. DESCRIPTIVE: 'Tis a rock, a crag, a cape! A cape? Say rather, a peninsula! INQUISITIVE: What is that receptacle? A razor case or a portfolio? KINDLY: Ah, do you love the little birds so much that when they come to see you, you give them this to perch on. CAUTIOUS: Take care! A weight like that might make you top-heavy. ELOQUENT: When it blows, the typhoon howls, and the clouds darken! DRAMATIC: When it bleeds, the Red Sea. SIMPLE: When do they unveil the monument? MILITARY: Beware, a secret weapon. ENTERPRISING: What a sign for some perfumer! RESPECTFUL: Sir, I recognize in you a man of parts. A man of... prominence! Or, LITERARY: Was this the nose that launched a thousand ships? These, my dear sir, are things you might have said, had you some tinge of letters or of wit to color your discourse. But wit? Not so, you never had an atom. And of letters, you need but three to write you down: Ass!
Vicomte de Valvert:
Vicomte de Valvert:
Vicomte de Valvert:
Vicomte de Valvert:
Vicomte de Valvert: I came out to have a good time and I'm honestly feeling so attacked right now

#DO YOU KNOW HOW MUCH I LOVE cYRANO dE bERGERAC?!?!!   
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itsterminallycancerous:

eridans-plush-rump:

diamondsfuckingdroog:

epochayur:

Myself as god-tier John

Oh god he’s back
Ridiculously photogenic John on my dash
(Seriously though if John was like 17-18 You’d be my headcanon him and I know a shitton of Johns man)

john egbert more like fuck me over the table

my headcannon face owo
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itsterminallycancerous:

eridans-plush-rump:

diamondsfuckingdroog:

epochayur:

Myself as god-tier John

Oh god he’s back

Ridiculously photogenic John on my dash

(Seriously though if John was like 17-18 You’d be my headcanon him and I know a shitton of Johns man)

john egbert more like fuck me over the table

my headcannon face owo


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believersneverdie5:

FUCK YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES

#sobs   #beautiful   
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phrique-idoki:

finally complete! new scaremester: Gigi Grant, Invisi Billy, Twyla Boogeyman, & Catty Noir.
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phrique-idoki:

finally complete! new scaremester: Gigi Grant, Invisi Billy, Twyla Boogeyman, & Catty Noir.

#love the dif heights   
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tuscanystuff:

I actually really like this ad campaign.


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natsubuta:

callieforniagirls:

callieforniagirls:

my favorite jake headcanon is that everyone assumed that he was all big and masculine because he’s mister action adventure movie but when they all finally meet he’s this five foot munchkin who weighs 100 pounds soaking wet

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HE’S BARELY TALLER THAN JANE

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LOOK HOW WIDE DIRK’S SHOULDERS ARE COMPARED TO JAKE’S

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HE’S SO WIDDLE

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ROXY’S BIGGER THAN HIM JAKE IS A TINY BOY

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ITTY BITTY BABY

Yes I like this.


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ivalisian:

adding rose to the strider household is instant comedy gold i swear to god

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